MY MOM JUST TOLD ME TO CREMATE HER AND PUT HER ASHES IN AN HOUR GLASS SO THAT EVEN AFTER SHE’S DEAD AND GONE SHE CAN CONTINUE TELLING ME HOW MUCH TIME I’M WASTING.
*kourtney kardashian voice* literally mom you’re being so rude
"LSD causes users to lose weight."
That makes sense. It’s kind of hard to get to the fridge when there’s a dragon guarding it.